Talkin Bout 'V'

V's a favorite in my house. This is from a conversation about last week's episode, which I think I slept through.

Him: Erica is getting in the way of Tyler being involved with the V, so Anna is planning to...

Me: She's, like, redoubling her efforts to win over Tyler?

Him: Right. She's planning to just kill Erica so that he's left without any family and has to join them. And more than that, they're establishing now how Tyler is really at the root of all of this, how he's the lynch pin* in the whole V plan. He's the keystone.

Me...when you first said, "lynch pin," I thought you said, "lunch bin."

Him: That doesn't make sense.

Me: But it's cuter.

Him: It is totally cute.

*After I wrote this, I doubted my spelling of the term lynch pin, so I Wiki'd it and apparently the more commonly accepted spelling is, "linchpin." That just doesn't feel right to me. I dunno. Also lunch bin is the new lobster. As in, "He's her lunch bin."

The First Date

 
Girl: I expect the finer things in life.

Guy: Oh. Really? I'm totally not materialistic. You shouldn't be so superficial.

Girl: Well, I know what I want!

Guy: Well, I don't have what you want!

Girl: Well, why are we on this date then?

Guy: Because I thought you were hot.

The Harem

A friend of mine expressed his desire to have a Gadafi-style Amazonian Guard. I imagine:

Gary: Who shall fetch me a chilled beverage?

Harem: *silence*

Gary: I never should have gotten you bitches cable.

The Long-Term Relationship

During Attack of the Show's Epic Giveaway:

Him: Ooo, get ready to go to the website and enter.

Me: *goes to g4.com*

Him: If you win, you can give it to me for my birthday!

Me: *blinks*

Him: ...or you could keep it for yourself and tell me to go to hell?

Me: It's nice how we know each other so well, we don't even have to talk.