Perhaps I need to have my hearing checked, because there have been a lot of miscommunications between me and my boyfriend over the past 24 hours. Oh, no, as I replay this conversation in my head, I'm remembering that he was the one who misheard, here. So we both need a check-up.
Me: I had my first Spanish call today!
Him: What's a banish call?
Me: Like...with a translator?
Him: OH! A Spanish call! I didn't hear you correctly.
Me: Ha! A "banish call" would be funny, though. It's like the opposite of a booty call.
Him: Yeah, I'm drunk dialing you at 2 a.m. to tell you that I DON'T want to sleep with you.
Me: Banished.
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