Overheard on the bus. Guys pointing and laughing at Smart Car:
Guy 1: Man, see that tiny little car?! It looks like a shoe.
Guy 2: Why would you even want a car like that?
Guy 1: I dunno, man, give me a Hummer any day.
Guy 2: Forget that. I’ll take one of them Benz SUVs.
Guy 1: Yeahhhh. Tinted windows, nice rims.
Guy 2: That’s what I’m talking about!
Guy 1: But all we got is the bus, man.
(moment of silent commiseration)
Guy 2: That shoe car’s looking damn good right now.
Guy 1: No shit.